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Sir Demotivational Poster


SIRIUS BLACK - Why so Sirius?




Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -


TAGS: sir richard branson drag tr***
Rating: 4.28/5

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david5300 - April 27, 2014, 11:25 am
Is that Sir Richard Branson?
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen...David Bowie.
Pauleboy - May 27, 2013, 6:57 pm
Sir Richard Branson on a night out?
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 1:07 am
Robert S, stop posting self pics. BTW eye shadow color is screaming non virgin, Mary.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:38 pm
I just puked. The mess didn't bother me, but the Starbucks employees are pi**ed.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am
diaf... now I need to go cleanse my retinas with fire or some form of potent acid.


last wish -


TAGS: anything your heart desires
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2015, 10:17 am
Awesome!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 8:26 am
Thanks sir UG and Mizz
ughomer - February 7, 2015, 12:46 pm
Superb!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:54 am
Sick and twisted!! Luv it! My stomach goes in the teacups, heart in the tiki room, legs on top of the mattahorn, foot in the door, head up tinkerbell's asterisk! 5 laughing Lions!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 7:14 pm
Thanx guys
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 4:53 am
Nicely done GaryO, Defiantly a 5er, the comments VERY FUNNY are also a 5er
spacedog - February 4, 2015, 6:46 pm
Nicely done. It would take a bigger man than I though, it's a small world after all.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 6:18 pm
Thank ya, ladies. Now about that offer. Just a corner of the porch…and a bowl…big bowl. Dry or wet? Does yer back yard need fertilizing? Do you have a high tolerance for self licking?
lgvernon - February 4, 2015, 1:52 pm

I LOLOLOLOLOLOLed and read this aloud. My husbing says you'd fit right in around here. No, you may not have the spare room. 5LLLLLs
MissPriss - February 4, 2015, 12:14 am
Make sure your remains are immunized for measles 1st...5L Mr. Gary!


WITH ALL DUE RESPECT -


TAGS: sir yes sir
Rating: 4.77/5

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Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 11:15 am
20 below zero... must be springtime.. TAB FTW
Jmac0585 - April 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
With all due respect sir, how do you think I got here?
Doog - April 1, 2010, 2:06 pm
..and the commander said, "Keflavik Naval Air Station"
frixxxx - April 1, 2010, 1:43 pm
Love it - 5L From a fellow airman.
pieman - April 1, 2010, 1:16 pm
Oh if only I could have had that conversation with somenoe when I was cleaning out the inside of the **** tanks. 5L


TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY -


TAGS: pirate error cat kitten sirstuffington
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

ytrewq - May 6, 2014, 11:40 am
Kill zoophil!
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:43 pm

Our shelter has a feral spay program so I'm going to pick up a live trap and see if I can catch her for spaying. I feel so bad about the kittens. I wonder what could have killed them. Seems to me that if it was infectious, mama would be dead too.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:41 pm

The other one was an orange tabby. Both had long tails. The white one disappeared right away. Yesterday I found the orange one dead in our garage. Haven't seen mama kitty in a week or more. She just showed up in the back garden.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:39 pm

We've had a feral manx cat on our place, off and on, for a couple of years. She showed up about 3 weeks ago with two kittens she was clearly weaning. One of them was really, really beautiful~~white with orange points and a tabby tail.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 3:40 pm
Sir Stuffington and two siblings survived a raccoon attack on their family. The other two kittens are ok. The shelter I work for is footing the bill for his care while he is in a foster home. His main injuries were a broken jaw and a lost eye.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 5:40 pm

I will have to go see!~
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 4:19 pm
The kittens name is Sir Stuffington. He has his own facebook page even.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:36 pm

Don't be sweet-talkin' me, now. I gets all...twitchy.
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 12:27 pm
I have been mostly on the Poster Evolution thread in the forums. I be near ye, yarr scurvy-ridden sea dog.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:21 pm

Was wonderin' where the Monkey be. On a sea trip, huh? 5Arrrs!~


STRESSED OUT -




WISHES -


TAGS: wishes frog desire
Rating: 4.74/5

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robbidos - June 5, 2012, 2:23 am
i love the catch
gas - June 2, 2012, 4:40 pm
I thought you may like this one Gary xD. Thanks
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:03 pm
N-I-C-E
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:31 pm
thanks!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:11 am
Great twist!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:20 am

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.


SENTIMENTALISM - I want a sensitive man. One who'll cry when I hit him.


TAGS: sensitive man desire
Rating: 4.4/5

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GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 2:04 pm
Ow, that hurt! :( 5L


AGDANIELE -


TAGS: excellent job sir
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - February 16, 2010, 11:34 pm
That was supposed to be a private interview.... everything gets out here!
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 3:10 pm
That is so smart... it is dumb.
BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 11:24 am
Gotcha Dre!...agreed
DreMagnum - January 20, 2010, 10:33 am
@Bone, look below my comment at the guy named "Captain Douchebag", sounds a lot like Overlord Douchebag to us.
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 10:19 am
Won't anyone think of the children?!?!
BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 9:38 am
@TOC - explain...really not following what you said.
thatonechick - January 19, 2010, 8:55 am
What we need to stop is people copying other users' names. Especially a moderator's name.
DreMagnum - January 19, 2010, 7:36 am
not really, they add there own personal touch with the title and caption.
CaptainDouchebag - January 19, 2010, 3:11 am
We need to STOP people from using comics from explosm.net They are taking other peoples' jokes!
MikePala070 - January 18, 2010, 9:03 pm
OUTSTANDING.i almost wet myself
motifake - January 18, 2010, 7:22 pm

hahahahhahahahahha - totally amsome!


THE ROSE -




DESPERATION - “We always long for the forbidden things, and desire what is denied us.” - Francois Rabelais




LUST -


TAGS: lust love lips desire rerun
Rating: 4.77/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 10:23 am
Oops, perhaps next time, I shall check out the online dictionnary first.. sometimes I'm a tad too quick with comments-- but you know RL...
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 8:57 am

ehem....cough cough....so like...er....are you available tellit?
tellitlikeitis - December 11, 2010, 9:07 pm
Actually, I would.
rerun - December 11, 2010, 8:26 pm

but you will drink to anything
Reality Lord - December 11, 2010, 8:22 pm

here here...my good man. i'll drink to a good round of debauchery.


MAYBE, JUST ONCE... - Someone could call me "Sir" without adding "you're making a scene"


TAGS: someone could call me sir
Rating: 4.17/5

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R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 12:57 pm
Yep, quite comfy, I especially like the fact that the bottom half is colored yellow, then there are no awkward moments when you have to explain the urine stains.
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:52 pm
I got mine, and it's amsome! I can't keep the chicks (except for this one chick) off of me... no matter how I act! Who ever said that grey is a turn-off to women hasn't thrown on this snap-crotch onesie!
GreyScorpion - May 13, 2010, 8:42 am
Check out the GS signiture series shirt he's wearing!!....nice!.. 100% poly for that stay HAWT look all through the night....all the chicks be diggin' him....$39.99 at your finer Men's Fashion Boutiques, and your nearest Wal-Mart. Get Yours Today!!


YOU MIGHT NEED THAT -




MONKEY SUIT - His glowing white head is an example of what superior Genetics will breed you.




TEMPTATION -




DESIRE -


TAGS: desire plug alcohol lonely innuendo
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - July 16, 2013, 1:39 pm
This One Is So True 5L Cheers.


SOMEWHERE - Over this rainbow is toxic waste And landfills




devotion -




WANTON DESIRE -


TAGS: desire challenge
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 5:58 am

nice one james...5L
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:18 am
& a nice chianti...!! Very good..!! 5L's...


DISAPPOINTMENT - When you Google 'Desire' and get 7,562 photos of a phone.




SELF DOUBT -


TAGS: yes sir that is what your are
Rating: 3.75/5

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Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:12 pm
You have it right. You're is "You are". Your shows possession. In this case, you possess your own mind, therefore being the correct word. I may be failing my classes, but I'm still an English Major. XD
BoneCD - December 19, 2009, 9:13 pm
Grammar Nazi myself; your should be you're...dammit, too many beers
BoneCD - December 19, 2009, 9:09 pm
Thanks rerun
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:41 pm

I forgot to mention that I love this poster....
BoneCD - December 19, 2009, 8:34 pm
LMFAO rerun!!!
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:33 pm

he will start as a potato, then become a poop


SEMI-AUTOMATICS -


TAGS: position being overrun by sea turtles sir
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - November 17, 2009, 7:28 pm
This is great.
CANADA - September 17, 2009, 2:28 pm
actualy both those weapons are sold in both formats. dont tear into someone unless you know for sure
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 3:39 am
Blah... take a hand off the keyboard, unload your clip, and calm down. Welcome to motifake. It's not factfake, and it's not motipedia. Slow your roll.
Blah - September 17, 2009, 3:36 am
Are you f***ing Idiots both of those weapons they are holding are Fully Automatics not semi-automatic.
Haarakkon - August 23, 2009, 12:07 am
Semi-automatics are also inherently less accurate than bolt action rifles are, historically. The military has made great strides in the last 30 years on that front, though.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 11:33 pm
Provided there's a bullet to reload, and that the round chambers correctly. My point was, if you need a semi-automatic to hunt, your marksmanship is highly suspect. Thanks for playing, though, and try again later.
G - August 22, 2009, 11:23 pm
Semi-Auto is one sh** every time the trigger is pulled, why does no one KNOW this
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:23 pm
Brilliant!


FIRESTORM - Not just a comic book hero anymore.




EXCUSE ME -




DESIRE -




Why so Sirius? -




DREAMS -




DESPERATION AT ITS FINEST - Please sir, may i have some more....... lions


TAGS: please sir may lions desperate
Rating: 4.75/5

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Feasibly - June 8, 2011, 6:03 pm
5 more...only because you said please! And put that hubcap back on my truck when you're done!


DESIRE -


TAGS: desire speed car
Rating: 4.65/5

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forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:54 am
wow, even the car's name has something to do with the calendar theme... thumbs up! ;)
Iconoclast - September 14, 2010, 10:54 am
None of us can have one. Only 15 produced. http://tinyurl.com/2cewdar
Iconoclast - September 14, 2010, 10:52 am
Sorry, missed some of the clip that I should have edited. Mercedes McLaren SLR enhanced by the Swiss firm FAB-Design. They named it Desire.f
Iconoclast - September 14, 2010, 10:51 am
Mercedes McLaren SLR enhanced by the Swiss firm FAB-Design. They named it Desire.f particular model. The Swiss tuner FAB-Design
forseti - September 14, 2010, 4:00 am
Probably a SLR 722 GT or another heavily tuned Mercedes Benz SLR. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_SLR_McLaren)
DMDrax - September 14, 2010, 12:54 am
if i had to guess i would say way out of my price range
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 12:22 am

beautiful...i gotta ask, what car is it?


NEMESIS -


TAGS: pardon me sir but do you have any crankyhead
Rating: 4.56/5

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Dill - April 21, 2011, 12:54 pm
now THAT made me lol...alot :D
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 10:55 pm
Incredible angle on this picture, cranky.
jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:17 pm
Pardon me, but do have any...


FUTILITY -


TAGS: love desire reality rerun
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 11:21 am
Ignorance has no age rerun
ICEMAN - December 12, 2010, 11:03 am
Who knew that h***ers gave discounts?
rerun - December 12, 2010, 9:30 am

well, yesterday at the ripe old age of 47 I received my 1st senior citizen discount....girl told me I qualified because I had grey hair......I think she must have been 17.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 8:58 am

you know RR, with classic greateness like this you could almost pass yourself off as a venerable old man....if you weren't so young i mean. awesome poster dude.
tellitlikeitis - December 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
Ok, almost.


THE DESIRE - to return home is strong indeed. Or maybe it's just the chance to get some tail.




THE POWER THEY HAVE OVER US -




LANCELOT : MAJOR COCK BLOCK -


TAGS: poor sir galahad the chaste just wanted a little oral
Rating: 3.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 3:32 pm
You're right, it is better with the tags. Re-five.
MrRandom - September 18, 2009, 3:19 pm
As long as it not at Camelot. It's a silly place.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 3:18 pm
That sounds like one hell of a great evening, hyde.
Ed-Hyde - September 18, 2009, 3:11 pm
Well, thats the evening then. Beer, Nachos and the Holy Grail.
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 1:16 pm
No no - it's entirely too perilous! 5 naughty, naughty Zoots.
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 12:26 pm
Perilous 5!


THE MODERATORS - Sometimes they make looking THROUGH the new posters more fun than looking AT the new posters.


TAGS: to whichever mod approved these two posters in this order bravo sir i salute you
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 10:29 am
@Mr. M: ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!
motifake - November 16, 2009, 10:27 am

LMAO!!! Nice catch!
whatukno - November 16, 2009, 9:14 am
And bravo to you Briton of Rose for catching the humor in that. 5 lions for you.
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 8:46 am
now this is great material


AGDANIELE -


TAGS: your comments sir will be your undoing
Rating: 3.37/5

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LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:12 am
As Link from the Mod Squad would say: "SOLID!" Not like the Missing Link in the pic that just howls unintelligibly. 5 Patricia-asses for this one!
Sean - June 16, 2009, 11:33 pm
No prob ... jus so longs as yous 'r mortified first, and flattered a distant second. k/alright then?
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 10:43 pm
Over the years, many's the time I've pondered my mark in life. How I'd be remembered... what impact I'd make. Would anyone get a laugh from my existence, or my exit? This would seem to be my answer. I'm flattered and mortified. Sean... you da man!!!
MO - June 16, 2009, 10:12 pm
That's a BAD MONKEY!!! Wait......? What? A quote that will live in infamy! (in-fam-eeeeee!!!)


TIMMY-KINIS -


TAGS: how dare you in public sir
Rating: 3.33/5

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BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 7:41 am
Thanks Mo...always good to hear from you brother!
MO - August 18, 2009, 7:07 pm
*ever seen.....every time I get all uppity I fumble my fingers and Blahhhhh!!! BTW 5 Mr. Eds Bone!
MO - August 18, 2009, 7:05 pm
Knowitall's got the teeniest Timmy-kini I've every seen. The little kini cuts off all the circulation and causes complete lack of funny. Dude's just a troll with a chick suit on. Go back to the basement you tard. He won't see this...he's too busy trolling
BoneCD - August 18, 2009, 12:32 pm
Yep...they're out early I see! LMAO! No vocabulary lesson in this one so they could vote quicker!


THE BIG PICTURE -




YOU, SIR - are in the wrong sport.




x -


TAGS: lips red desire love
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - February 22, 2015, 9:46 am

My mom said to say hello, she's really sorry about having to testify against you at the trial and she hopes your testes aren't still swollen.
Reality Lord - February 21, 2015, 7:39 am

my god old man....very sensual pic of oyur mom therre :)
GaryO - February 20, 2015, 10:43 pm
Good call, olds. It puts me on page 157 of an old detective novel.
Oldsod - February 20, 2015, 9:13 pm
Why do I hear a sleazy 5ax solo wafting through a haze of cigarette smoke?


I like it this way -


TAGS: desire alive started dead
Rating: 4.4/5

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MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 12:54 am
LLLLOL
JesusWept - October 23, 2015, 4:17 pm
OMG!! Hahaha L L L L L
lgvernon - October 23, 2015, 2:25 pm

Too good! 5LLLLLs


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